pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

(via brainbowunicorn)


me:  im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
me:  gets in bed
me:  how was earth created
me:  who made microwaves
me:  how does the internet even work
me:  i'm hungry
me:  feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
me:  remembers 73 unfinished tasks
me:  too tired to sleep

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu, via pumpconspicelatte)

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via elliegalaxies)

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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(via brainbowunicorn)

penguintim:

Me:
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You:
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(via thephandombitch)